Silly guru
Went out with a silly guru yesterday. My guru was silly beyond words. She spoke to a blue U2 cardigan when I told her the cardigan wasn't that nice.
Me: "Nah, the blue rim's too ah soh"
Guru, upon putting down the blue cardigan, spoke impishly to it: "My guru say you not nice, bye bye."
That's not all. The silly guru kept smiling to herself while sms-ing.
Funny what a tomato can do to a burger.
Yesterday was also the day I realized how the world's not as simple as I thought it was. Complications stain this world. It was no longer a question of "who will" but one of "who has already".
Anyway as a tribute to our friendship, I made this picture specially for guru: