Wednesday, September 14, 2005

If I'm able to do anything, I will:

1) Buy up all the soft nougats from Australia and keep them in my kitchen cupboard.

3) Drink birdnest as a substitute to plain water.

2) Make my fringe grow long.

3) Flatten my cheek bone.

4) Ban Chicky [chicken essence] from this world to prevent it from contaminating our universe. For the greater good of mankind. =)

5) Ban maths. For the mental health of all students.

6) Gather all the rapists & molesters around the world - plonk them in boiling oil, castrate them, shove several needles up their veins and stand back to watch them writhe with agony. Hehehe. *rub hands in glee*

7) World peace. *waves hand like Miss Universe*

Clare [10:28 PM]

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